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Submitted by Chris velasco

Roll over your Beethoven to CD
Remove the scratches, pops, clicks, noises and other muddy water
Got scratch fever
Re-order your tracks, take out the lame ones, and turn your new CD into Fields of gold
More drop outs than a rock and roll band
If there's a rock and roll heaven
Testimonial: "I used the pop remover on my Wham! record, now there's no music!"
Bring Elvis back to life
You say you want a revolution
Can't get no satisfaction from your old records?
Rolling stones gather no moss.
Are you old Apple records rotten, is your Sam Cooked, is your Michael Jackson History, is your Elton in the John, is your Abbey E-roaded, does your U2 hum and rattle, and you're not grateful that the music isn't dead?
Your band has a brand new pop
Listen to the music
Look what they've don to my song, Ma
Redo your Eddie Money for nothing and Styx for free

And here are some more:

Has your Patsy declined?
Is your Floyd in the Pink?
Clickity, clack, bring it back!
Does your Kiss, hiss?
Does your Do Do Do sound like Da Da Da?
Make an audiophil.
You say you want a restoration?
Where is there pop in your Too Pooped to Pop?
Take the pop out of your Too Pooped to Pop.
s your Bridge Over Troubled Waters, Slip Sliding Away?
Has Johnny B Goode gone bad?
Are your Rolling Stones gathering moss?
Has your Cream gone sour?
Scratches, Clicks, and Pops, oh my!
Give me your Clicks, your Pops, your Scratches, ...
We've got 50 ways to clean your music.
Mix some Berry and Stones.
Preserve your Strawberry Fields forever.
Does your Sweet Cherry, whine?
Does Cecilia, Sound of Silence?
Has your Saturday Night lost its fever?
Is your Police arrested?
Where have all the records gone?
Bring in the tapes.
Bring Elvis Back to Life.
Does your Me and Julio sound like a junkyard?
Bring back your Muddy Waters.
Does your Police sound like a siren?
Is your Doggy in the Window scratching?
Do your Steel Wheels have rust?
Does your Rock 'n Roll sound like hail, hail?
Does My Ding-A-Ling have a ring-a-ling-a-ling?
Is your Cash short on change?
Does your Basie need some treble?
Does your Gimme Three Steps sound like pop, skip, and thump?
Does your SusieQ sound like Commotion?
Does your rock 'n roll rattle?
Is your At Last going fast?
How lame is your Layla?
Revive your Credence Clearwater Revival?
Does Every Breath You Take sound like a cough?
Take some pride in your Charlie Pride.
Do your Beatles sound like crickets?
Does your Good Gollie Miss Mollie sound like a trolly?
Does your White Christmas sound like Black Magic?
Give us your scratches, your clicks, your pops...
Make your Rachmaninoff rock.
Why Waites, Save the Wails
Does your Fox Trot sound like its been trotted on?
Is your Miles Davis full of pot holes? Get more Miles out of your Davis.
Does your Buddy Holly sound like Jimminy(?) Cricket?